This submission contains two programs, TIME_PROMPT and OFF_TP. TIME_PROMPT loads code into the P1 area that sets the DCL prompt to the current time, and calls the routine as an executive mode AST. A timer expires each 60 seconds to keep the clock up to date. OFF_TP cancels the timer, thus switching off the update function. Note both of these programs need CMKRNL privilege. These programs were written as a joke! However, due to the demand for them on the Internet (unbelievable what some people want, isn't it?) and the fact that they don't rate a library submission, I have submitted them for the symposium tape.